Red box

My third and (hopefully) last RedBox ad.

RedBox

Anncr: Meet Dave.

Dave: Hey what’s up.

Anncr: Dave works at your local movie rental.

Dave: yup.

Anncr: he is also a film student... online.

Dave: It’s true.

Anncr: Dave is also, (dramatic pause) a complete tool.
He judges your movie selections.

Dave: I just want people to know the cinema graphic value of what they are getting.

Anncr: He makes jokes, and quotes lines from the films.

Dave: People like that, like in the movie, ‘be kind rewind’ when they were all like “we erased all the films” and then the other guy says...

Anncr: He gives away the endings of the films before you see them

Dave: Dude I did that once. The ship sinks in Titanic. I thought you would have figured that one out.

Anncr: Dave is the reason why I now rent all of my movies from RedBox. They are conveniently located, only cost a buck, and don’t come with all the additional commentary.