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DI v/o:
Listen up San Francisco!
Your soft little city is under attack. The enemy: your expanding waistline.
It’s time to put down the fork and pick up your feet.
At Boot Camp SF, I’m gonna run you,
Im gonna drop you.
Im gonna make you sweat off the lbs and turn you into highly motivated fitness machines.
You will learn how to flank your fatty enemy and destroy it with hard work and commitment to yourself.
BootCamp SF Enlist today.


Up and Under: gentle instrumental music.

Male v/o: Good morning San Francisco, it is a mild 62 degrees today with a slight chance… (cut off)

DI: A Slight chance of you putting down that powdered donut and getting off your flabby behinds!

This is Fitness coach Taylor, and if you want to get ripped ripping up San Francisco then you need to toe the line here at Boot Camp SF.

I’m gonna work you. I’m gonna smoke you. I’m gonna make you dig deeper than you ever have before. And at the end of the day, you’re gonna thank me for it. I will make you a lean-mean-fitness machine.

Boot Camp SF. Enlist today.


Up and under: Oldies music
Gene Simmons Voice talent: Come on gang! Were gonna dance that weight off! 1 and 2 and 1 and ohhhh

DI v/o: Listen up you little fruit! You better get down and push until I’m tired!

The rest of you, you aren’t gonna loose a lb by listening to hacks like this little a-hole.

You ready to take your fitness to the next level, join Boot Camp SF. You will never get anywhere on that elliptical machine, it’s time to step outside and take the city by force.

Your gonna run, push and sweat your way to a better version of you. And the best part is, your gonna regain some self respect in the process.

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