SF Bootcamp

Weather Report: 30

Up and Under: gentle instrumental music.

Male v/o: Good morning San Francisco, it is a mild 62 degrees today with a slight chance… (cut off)

DI: A Slight chance of you putting down that powdered donut and getting off your flabby behinds!

This is Fitness coach Taylor, and if you want to get ripped ripping up San Francisco then you need to toe the line here at Boot Camp SF.

I’m gonna work you. I’m gonna smoke you. I’m gonna make you dig deeper than you ever have before. And at the end of the day, you’re gonna thank me for it. I will make you a lean-mean-fitness machine.

Boot Camp SF. Enlist today.


Breakfast Diner: 45

Up and Under: the sounds of a diner: coffee percolating, bacon frying, people talking.

Southern Male v/o: Yall, they say that breakfast is the most important meal of the doggone day. That’s why here at the heart stoppers diner, we’re offerin’ a 6 lb breakfast platter for only 6 dollaroonies. That’s right: only a dollar per pound of this deliciously fried patter of…

DI: Listen up San Francisco! America is getting fatter by the second. Nobody in their right mind needs a breakfast bigger than their face.

This is fitness coach Taylor, and I can teach you the right way to eat, and more importantly how to make a healthy use of those breakfast calories. This city offers some of the best culinary experiences in the world, and it also offers some of the best terrain to burn off all that good chow.

So before you shovel down the breakfast slop, you better get down and drop.

Boot Camp SF. Enlist today.



Annoying DJ Banter: 60

Woman v/o So I was thinking of finally cancelling my gym membership.

(feminine) male v/o: Oh no, don’t do it honey, then there will be no hope for you…

Woman: who are we kidding, there was no hope when I shoveled out the $300 to begin with. And now that $70.00 a month is just a reminder of how little exercise I am doing.

(feminine) male: Girl you just need to get in there, I personally live in the gym

Woman: yes, but do you ever leave the locker room?

(feminine) male: Girl you’re just jealous…

DI: San Francisco, you must have lost your doggone mind. If you have time to listen to this dribble in the morning then you have time to get outside and get a real workout.

This is Fitness coach Taylor, and I am offering you the chance to make up all those wasted gym fees. You don’t need a bunch of fancy nodeless equipment to get in shape, all you need is the city.

Outside we’re gonna run, we’re gonna push, pull, drag, and drop you into the best shape of your life. And were gonna do it all without the mindless commentary.

S F Bootcamp. Enlist today.

(feminine) male: Did you see the butt on that guy?

Woman: I would follow that rear anywhere…