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Redbox
Writer: Tim LaBrie
Client: Red Box
Concept: Discrete Selections
Draft: 3
Date: 03/05/2010
Anncr: Meet Dave.
Dave: Hey what’s up.
Anncr: Dave works at your local movie rental.
Dave: yup.
Anncr: he is also a film student... online.
Dave: It’s true.
Anncr: Dave is also, (dramatic pause) a complete tool.
He judges your movie selections.
Dave: I just want people to know the cinema graphic value of what they are getting.
Anncr: He makes jokes, and quotes lines from the films.
Dave: People like that, like in the movie, ‘be kind rewind’ when they were all like “we erased all the films” and then the other guy says...
Anncr: He gives away the endings of the films before you see them
Dave: Dude I did that once. The ship sinks in Titanic. I thought you would have figured that one out.
Anncr: Dave is the reason why I now rent all of my movies from RedBox. They are conveniently located, only cost a buck, and don’t come with all the additional commentary.
Dave: You need to let that go.
:30
Writer: Tim LaBrie
Client: Red Box
Concept: Discrete Selections
Draft: 3
Date: 03/05/2010
Shipping Dept Noises: Up and under.
Male 1: Hey Carl
Male 2: Yo.
Male 1: This guy, Doug Alexander, for Clinton Missouri just asked for Sex and the City. One AND two!
Male 2: You should throw in some Vagisil!
Male 1 and 2: (Frantic Laughter)
Male 1: (over laughter) Even my wife knows these movies were awful...
Anncr: Don’t be like Doug.
Rent your next movie from Red Box. It’s only a buck a day, and you’ll never need to worry about...
Male 1 and 2: Here, send him this tampon too. (laughter cont.)
:45
Writer: Tim LaBrie
Client: Red Box
Concept: Discrete Selections
Draft: 3
Date: 03/05/2010
Grocery store sounds: Up and under:
Anncr: There it is: the Redbox Vending machine.
Anncr: And, oh look. They have that new Matthew Mcconaughey movie.
Anncr: You could never rent that from Blockbuster. That 17 year old with braces behind the counter would laugh at you. He would then blog to his buddies on World of Warcraft that you like movies with Matthew Mcconaughey.
Anncr: Redbox doesn’t judge. It knows that it is ok to feel a connection with another man and it not be weird. The guy has a southern charm. And yeah, you enjoy when he takes his shirt off, but in admiration, not lust.
Anncr: Redbox is discrete. That cute cashier may just as well think you are renting a Quinton Tarantino film about Nazis.
Anncr: So relax. Order your chick-flick, and enjoy.
Anncr: Redbox can keep a secret.
Client: Red Box
Concept: Discrete Selections
Draft: 3
Date: 03/05/2010
Anncr: Meet Dave.
Dave: Hey what’s up.
Anncr: Dave works at your local movie rental.
Dave: yup.
Anncr: he is also a film student... online.
Dave: It’s true.
Anncr: Dave is also, (dramatic pause) a complete tool.
He judges your movie selections.
Dave: I just want people to know the cinema graphic value of what they are getting.
Anncr: He makes jokes, and quotes lines from the films.
Dave: People like that, like in the movie, ‘be kind rewind’ when they were all like “we erased all the films” and then the other guy says...
Anncr: He gives away the endings of the films before you see them
Dave: Dude I did that once. The ship sinks in Titanic. I thought you would have figured that one out.
Anncr: Dave is the reason why I now rent all of my movies from RedBox. They are conveniently located, only cost a buck, and don’t come with all the additional commentary.
Dave: You need to let that go.
:30
Writer: Tim LaBrie
Client: Red Box
Concept: Discrete Selections
Draft: 3
Date: 03/05/2010
Shipping Dept Noises: Up and under.
Male 1: Hey Carl
Male 2: Yo.
Male 1: This guy, Doug Alexander, for Clinton Missouri just asked for Sex and the City. One AND two!
Male 2: You should throw in some Vagisil!
Male 1 and 2: (Frantic Laughter)
Male 1: (over laughter) Even my wife knows these movies were awful...
Anncr: Don’t be like Doug.
Rent your next movie from Red Box. It’s only a buck a day, and you’ll never need to worry about...
Male 1 and 2: Here, send him this tampon too. (laughter cont.)
:45
Writer: Tim LaBrie
Client: Red Box
Concept: Discrete Selections
Draft: 3
Date: 03/05/2010
Grocery store sounds: Up and under:
Anncr: There it is: the Redbox Vending machine.
Anncr: And, oh look. They have that new Matthew Mcconaughey movie.
Anncr: You could never rent that from Blockbuster. That 17 year old with braces behind the counter would laugh at you. He would then blog to his buddies on World of Warcraft that you like movies with Matthew Mcconaughey.
Anncr: Redbox doesn’t judge. It knows that it is ok to feel a connection with another man and it not be weird. The guy has a southern charm. And yeah, you enjoy when he takes his shirt off, but in admiration, not lust.
Anncr: Redbox is discrete. That cute cashier may just as well think you are renting a Quinton Tarantino film about Nazis.
Anncr: So relax. Order your chick-flick, and enjoy.
Anncr: Redbox can keep a secret.
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